Friday, April 29, 2011

Gynecologist's Lament

Now both feet up in the stirrups, girl.
With your index and middle fingers
spread that rusty cooter.
I'm gonna spray it out,
make it fresh and tidy
and -- Whoa! Girl, whatchugot
we call a maneater.
Oo-ee, a period piece
from Tupenny Lane --
Hamburger Helper!
My bloody Valentine
looking like chopped watermelon.
Put her meat curtains
on a respirator, stat!
Oh Lordy help her!
Is her rosebud rough or what?
I damn near cut myself on that wart there.
Oh heaven help me!
Wouldn't be surprised
if vagina dentata were next.

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