Now both feet up in the stirrups, girl.
With your index and middle fingers
spread that rusty cooter.
I'm gonna spray it out,
make it fresh and tidy
and -- Whoa! Girl, whatchugot
we call a maneater.
Oo-ee, a period piece
from Tupenny Lane --
Hamburger Helper!
My bloody Valentine
looking like chopped watermelon.
Put her meat curtains
on a respirator, stat!
Oh Lordy help her!
Is her rosebud rough or what?
I damn near cut myself on that wart there.
Oh heaven help me!
Wouldn't be surprised
if vagina dentata were next.
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